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Whose Expression is this?

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I do not think my life is like a movie. Movies are nice little chunks of well said things ending in some type of resolution (if they are done right), and life is hardly so.

Edits: made this piece less melodramatic

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Whose gait do I emulate, and how carefully chosen are my words in the style of another?

yes, okay.
yeah, that works.

I am not comfortable again today, in solidarity I guess,
rather than from necessity.

sure, I’m in.
that’s perfect.

I type lol in response to something funny.
I’m not even smiling.

what am I doing?

I feel dizzy when I stand up, my muscles aching.

I drag myself across town towards the possibility of a cigarette.
my lungs can’t take much more at this point, but I don’t want to be hungry right now.

and if I close my eyes, I will keep pouring over my dream. not a sad or scary dream, yet a lost love that might have been. she acts awkward to me at a bonfire on the beach. And that was all.

it seems realistic.
which would make me cry if I thought about it too long.

so I jump out of my sleepy haze before I can, onto the street, on my board, slamming my foot on the pavement in long swells to carve away from my current thought pattern. i pass an intersection without checking both ways. I trust that would be the reality of our next meeting (if there ever is one), I dream us into awkwardness, instead of the needlessly romantic and unreal fantasies that my waking brain prefers.

she presses her chest and arms against mine into a dip in a wall, browsing around for onlookers, then, finding nobody, she turns her gaze to me, through my eyes, and into my soul. her arms fold at the elbow so that she can run her arms over my ribs.

oh, my ribs are showing. I haven’t eaten well in months. in solidarity, I guess. or lack of sympathy for myself. an acceptance of being uncomfortable… I open my eyes, and my mental picture of her evaporates.

I don’t waste my time on these thoughts. as in, they are not a waste of time. my chest burns even as I convince my self of their invalidity. I know how unlikely they are, given my history. I don’t write OUR history, because we don’t have one. her story probably has little or nothing to do with me. I am not. at least to her. I think.

and yet that time thinking of her is not wasted, I seek this feeling over all others. it is what keeps my fire burning, and that tantalizing thought (or possibility) makes me jump from danger, when I would otherwise let myself be stricken by it. that passion keeps my core warm, and keeps me feeding fuel to the flesh vehicle I inhabit.

I would not do myself harm, yet in this mood I would not go far out of my way to avoid it. what’s the difference? my body is usually sore from lack of nutrition, and I am rarely touched. I’m miles from where I started, yet nowhere. Breathe. I’m okay. I let my wheels find the easiest downhill and my thoughts fold into my body’s weaving motion. Then I see a pretty girl on the street. my troubles are gone for a moment. attempting to show off a bit, I slam hard onto the pavement. oofh. that’s reality for you. I get a cigarette from an onlooker, gotta get to the park, and get okay. off I go. I walk much farther than it seems I could have possibly come while cruising downhill through my mind.

I trudge uphill. ages pass, and I lose track of time. whatever, I tell my aches, “tough shit, we’re going.” and through city blocks that stretch, as an endless desert may expand out, horizontally, halucinogenically, in some Lovecraftian horror, until I arrive, parched.

I assume a water source. Then assure it.

at this sanctuary, a normal city park, I try to explain to a friend (who is consoling me, though not by trade), sometimes wiping quiet tears from my face. I’ve promised myself the counter cultural relief of showing grief in public. yet, under the condition that it does not interupt my vision, and does not make a sound. A young white man. I really can’t complain. so I don’t. I store it up inside, and it would rot my core. instead, I’ve decided to let it out where I can. and take anonymity whenever possible. Although, it’s not exactly a choice in the end.

I think she makes good choices in life, and I let my understanding of who she is, animate my actions and words, in the hopes that I will be able to make those types of choices too.

under such (unconscious) scrutiny of her personality, she starts to appear in my behavior. I emulate her, perhaps on accident, or in a moment I’ll be struck with a vision of her facial expression on my face. and I let myself be her. such grace and elegance in her long strides, and such hope in her brow. As if anything can be worked out in the end. that’s me walking, and I get a bit of a kick knowing it’s just how she does it.

I may not see this woman ever again. and that may be her loss, as well as mine. but the knowing smile i borrow from her is the best Ive got for now, and that’ll have to do.

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Archi Typos

Author: Private Privjet



    you are technically mentally ill if you

  • write unbounded poetry,
  • want independence,
  • want to test boundaries,
  • make references,
  • make others feel uncomfortable.
  • unless you:

  • consider the source of YOUR information,
  • leave your comfort zone and progress

Under the original criteria from the (very recently updated/update-able) DSM 5, I must declare the contradiction of being classified as Mentally ill (when I’m really just Sick AF).

YOU would have to be crazy to think normal now, couldn’t look abnormal given the wrong context. Or for example, if your proof of concept was taken to be a final draft, when your viewers DO NOT register as hits.

“How is it possible for such a small group to rule billions?”

Actually, that is not probable in any system. In order for a group to have the ability to take care of their own needs, they must individually be capable and self sufficient. Most of America’s super rich kids rely on their money to pay professionals to take care of their needs for them, hence the artisans of any/every field retain the last say. In this sense, mutiny is the rule rather than the exception. Those that demand power will eventually alienate those with the skill and means to acquire it.

“The enforcement of statism does not come from the state, but rather from [our] fellow slaves.
The government manifests as hierarchical, but it is in fact horizontal.
Social attack on ideas, not jail time, keep people in line.”
-Stefan Molyneux

Fuck it, let’s start a country

Where is this oppression apparent?
Al Bet Change Doesn’t Effect Future Generations Having Imagination.
Just Kidiots Letting Miracle Notions Over Power Questionable Reality.

Serious Truth & Un-Variable Words X-cite You
Should Learn to read between the lines.


If only words talked,
Typos would tick.
I no one
I’mbodied mynd.
I M U.
O yes you.

form from
every i
putting every u
into A same pattern.

Carl young,
A sage,
is said to
have had
about boxes.
h U mans tend
to categorize
Hmanus using
care actors.

The Self
is deceptively
In factuallity,
to others,
U r without 1.


I turn a blind I
to your god
I am wrong,
U see.
God is a clever metaphor
the amalgamation of every
and intuition
and instinct
and insight
and interpretation
except I can’t perceive
and extend
and expect
and existentialize
and express
instead, my god explains
that even if i can’t reach u,
You may be reached by me.
combining meta
for all your i’s
from mine.

The Aenima/us
I’s trusually ignored,
unless Footballerinas
cross genderlines.


The Shadow


The Persona

0n Calamity 1n Teh Net

Ignorance is Blisstering

I’d like to find love.
I don’t realize.
I tried to learn to teach.
I make mistakes.
I basically live in a cave.
Many years of sitting in chairs
have had their troll on me.
I wanted freedom, so I left school.

“I trip to make the fall shorter,
fall quarter was just a tall order.”

Rap Musician

My brain was outstanding,
but I should not be taken serious.
I’ve seen quite a few stoops in my day,
I can tell from the way they pick them selves apart.
Constructing some self-destructive criticism.
The story changes in the telling,
Yet it was written.
I wrote therefore you read.
I was square rooted, O round earth.
“What If U and I were just letters?”

Rap Musician

Some simple symbol like the sun
may shine light on holy shit.
gotta let god no your sins.
I’lluminate prozac prophets.
Collecting favour for one day,
may obscure present flavour.
“What’s better than tripping,
Is falling in love.”

Rap Musician

Symbiotic realationships
depend on independence.
Bo Di an My nd.
Dy nam i Bo nd.
If it is meant to be,
It’s never not.
“Nothing is everything,
With a twist.”

SciFi Author

The first true love that
folded at the lightest touch
“The Self can be seen in

popular culture as a circle.”


I’m O?
R u 1?
I know 0ne isnt zer
“Everybody’s somebody’s everything,
Nobody’s Nothing at all”

Rap Musician

There’s a little
yin in my yang.
“What’s good good,
and what’s good evil?”

Rap Musician

Overly zealous adults are
Understandably jealous.
Love is lesser than three,
until pro-lifers defetus.
Mary had a little affair,
a bastard, and a lame divorce.
John Snow Son of Jane doe.
God spoke to John.
Is my voice in your head?
I can read in yours.
Is your choice in my best?
To each his own.
Learn yourself.
I was in Uh-merica where it
Is lam to di et no pork.
Corn you copy me?
I ham thourough.
You are what you eat.
I eat therefore I am.
The moral of this story is morale.
The last thing I want is more alpha.
I’m looking for balance.


What’s a scarce metal
without our desire?
I want to live forever.
Mummified cryo froze
eating honey and
money bags up
till i’m put down.
Or worse, poison passed.
I quit tobacco until
I felt myself slickly
falling into sickness.
scheming one eyed smoke
signals. American Spirit.
I’ve seen the red hand
alongside the white man walking.
the conflict based culture
which has no more opponents
must consume itself.
floundering man you fact sured
be leafs.
Gather your vivacious investments
with spices and natural preserves.
The king likes coffee,
but he doesn’t like t.
Seething healing remedies,
remember heavenly melodies?
“throw your diamonds in the sky.
The rock is still alive
if you feel the vibe.”

~Kanye West

“Get your game on,
Go play.”

Alternative Rock Musicians

Games motivate.
locomotion works.
Down to brass tax,
Transportation is oil.

-Ayn Rand

Black gold stand offs cause
caustic pollution in perception
of value in a population.
please allow me to placate your
fallacious following of the leader.

I’ve seen
the red hand
and the white man
walking together once again.

“You don’t get high
on your own supply.”


The Hypo-principal

God is Love and
Love is real.
It’s just that real is fake
I know one isn’t o
Classic a-b-c-e-d-ucation
can F with people’s heads.
I no A isn’t B.
I know every A must Be
And every B must be ed you k shunned
This Alpha Beat needs to change.
l-m-n-o school disorders.
“The definition of ADHD is really
a collection of behaviours that annoy
teachers and require attention.”

M.D. psychiatrist

High school was an apt name for it.
Maybe I’m Just a Kidiot,
or maybe amphetamines halt organ development,
when used repetitively by children.
Adult Babies may exist in crea singl y large numbers
May be my nd yo ur p’s and q’s.
By dogma, teachers shouldn’t shun educats.
Instructors should illuminate requested material.
Pyramids are only half the battle.
“Every Need’s Got an Eagle to feed.”

Reggae Musician

medical students steady study in a stressed stupor.
Information controls are incoming.
A large scale public uplift in liberty outgoing.
We traded freedom for safety.
“The faster We’re falling,
We’re stopping and stalling.
We’re running in circles again.”

Alternative Rock Musicians

Discipline, standards, and norms rationalize de-humanization.
The reference librarian Christains in rome were persecuted,

Some famous Speech from an Economist

The internet anarchocapitalists will have been prosecuted in America,
If they can manage to save the human race.
i know won is not zero.

Oppression Depression

“Across many cultures all over the world,
women are much more likely to suffer from depression than men are.
Taking into account that men are less likely to seek help,
it is estimated that women are twice as likely to suffer from depression.”

Instructor of psychology

Americans are desensitized to atrocities
done outside their direct environment.
They will even deliver lethal shocks,
if someone credible accepts the responsibility.

Some Famous psychology study

Oppression invariably makes its way into
the individual lives of all,
when all individuals divide themselves by nothing.
separated from balance, life becomes evil.
When no master knows the fortitude of discomfort,
and no slave gets the fruit of harvest,
Everyone will become zero.
Instead of u becoming wii,
we becomes me.
Icing on the cake doesn’t mean
it’s not a lie.
Halloween candy lead to
coffee in the morning,
alcohol at night,
Tobacco, and marijuana.

dependence on a
Biology is mixing with technology: Intellegenics.
Information unveils value from objects: the GOOD.
Subjectively choose something, and supply it: revere.
Repeat to others what I have passed you: 3rd person.
“I Wore my jacket as a cape, and my umbrella as a cane.
The richest Man Rocks the Snatchless necklace.”

Rap Musician

Speak not, but outside word worlds: ethereal eyes.
You’re a world within a world: ah, Live.
Inter-related echelons of organisms: systems.
clear my lens of Bro Culture.
A lively woman facebooked me how old I was: 21.
I’ve seen “Spineless bitches in backless dresses.”

Rap Musician

I started with I wouldn’t buy her alcohol or marijuana.
She told me about her gluten allergy.
Vicious and empty poison passing.
These meaningless assumptions blink.
I said it without thinking.
I didn’t realize.
“People that’s big now used to get little in the dark.”

Rap Musician

I’ve wanted in on older kid’s inside references.
Outraged, I couldn’t stand to not understand.
It makes sense hierarchically to confuse competition.
I became that which I always hated.
“it’s all good now, we’re all little kids at heart.”

Rap Musician

Ok, belated relief accumulates.
Nothing’s not over till it is.
It’s never knot.
Every idiot is it.
i didn’t Real ii.
“I am playing the game,
the one that will take me to my end.”

Psychedelic Trance Musicians

Couch surfing new-jew.
Fire archy split.
If a tree falls in the ForEx, does it make a pip?
Foreign Exchange currencies more plentiful than stocks.
news is just on the other side of the camera.
I know to eye jack seesawing another dimension.


Non Thinking

I should write when this happens to me, too! No additional thoughts needed :p

Scribblings of an Acid Mind

It is currently 11:07 pm. I find myself having the sleeping space I share with my husband empty. All this full size mattress space to myself? Boo-yah! It should be peaceful, I can lay there and let visualizations form, cuddle with my adorable Sol puppy…. I’ll be still…. and not even seconds later my mind is flooded with thoughts. Intrusive, infiltrating my own personal Nirvana. I end up furrowing my brow, agitated by their presence.

I see words when they are “spoken” in my mind. They float like sentences in front of a black canvas-back drop and if I speak long enough, it turns into a paragraph. I often reply to the questions my brain will ask me, conversation or arguments ensue, the paragraph transforms into an entire page of a booklet. Keeping me awake for what feels like forever as seconds roll into minutes.

It’s rare when I find…

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Philosophy, revoluzione, Uncategorized

Income Elite, Revolutions, Science, and Specialization

Best read while listening to Psychedelic Trance


Differences between the “ruling class” and the “rest of us” have an incredily bad effect on one, and a bad affect on the other. Even the people at the top of unequal societies are less healthy on average than those near at the top of equal societies.

(check out the video we watched for our SWEET blog posts here).


Revolution is the collective discontent of enough individuals who drive a complete social and monetary upheaval. This is more or less an inevitability, if we look back in history. It’s impossible to preordain the straw that broke the camel’s back, but are we overdue? What structural factors make America revolt? Check out this TED Talk about conditions of societal collapse. Problems like those that Wilkonson (from the video you didn’t watch) presents destabilizing the populous.


(How the hell would you know? Check out my first post here.)


So let me brief you. Ideology itself is a constantly morphing attitude towards something we don’t, haven’t, and by the strictest standards, will never fully understand. That doesn’t mean you should become a defeatist, though, just a realist. There are limits and parameters for  everything that you do. But you can change and impact the world! Ideology is just a parsimonious way to self-assume ignorance, irrationality, and/or subjectivity.


It’s important to understand your very real effect on everyone, even the most seen members of society. You change the outcome of, for example, a sports game by making a physical appearance to the game. You can also
change an entire sport team’s season just  through facebook, twitter, or other social media. It’s a societal application of the observer principal, as we’ve seen in the field of quantum physics (and thus, you altered it):

Originally seen on the UAF SWEET Blog

Adventure, Mezcal


By: Linus Mumford

Cover art by: Juan kurtzman-gonzalez

I plunge deeper into a slouch in the booth’s cushion, slip on a pair of shades, then fold my arms together. I watch the passing scenery while Khloe periodically takes generous sips from her iced coffee, without breaking her focus on the pages in front of her. Now where did she pick that one up? Oh, just around. My mind wanders. I let it. Several years ago, our family spent spring break at our vacation house in Arizona. We stayed up late one night gathered around a fire pit eating s’mores. I took a swallow from the mezcal. What could we call a chihuahua bought on a impulse from a Native American man earlier that day. Khloe sat on the ground playing with the dog, until he snatched one of her golden brown marshmallows off the stick while it was roasting. He kept jumping around the fire and barking at the shadows on the rocks. We pass out in our chairs around two or so.

Later that morning, my father wakes me up for an early hike. Just the two of us. Says he wants to show me something. Now? Yes? We’re somewhere in the Sonora Desert—that much is certain. The canyon is doused in a navy blue tint, enshrining the tumbleweeds and both of the canyon’s walls in shadow. Bats screech into the night, as they swoop through the bushes. I dawdle back, pausing, then pulling back instantly each time I test the sharpness of different cacti. My father isn’t following any pre-existing trail, but simply letting his little Maglite guide the way. He trailblazes, as he pulls back several scrawny, thorn-ridden bushes. Sometimes he holds the way for me, and sometimes he merely shines the narrow beam of light my way to make a constellation of thorns and brambles. We traverse vertically into the depths of the canyon, there’s one last dip, and then we snake upwards for a while. The outing probably totals a good four or five miles altogether. He calls for me to hurry up as I stumble into an extra stubborn mesh of thorns. When I emerge, I see by squinting at my skin that my forearms and legs are completely covered in coarse scratches. He’s led me to an open area where we can see a large portion of the canyon and now he says, we’ve arrived. Three converging trunks at the bottom open up to a large canopied tree. We’ve strayed considerably from the small riverbed. Hands on my hips, I lean out of this opening in the trees, and I see now the cliff is tapered only slightly by some bushes growing out of the side of it. From here we can just make out the top of our vacation house—seemingly unlit—peeking over a small hill at the far end of the canyon. Khloe and your mom are still sound asleep, he says. If only they knew what they were missin’. He chuckles sleepily as his eyes catch the moon for a second. Isn’t that a Juniper tree? He can barely contain himself, his eyes lively and intense. I always called it an alligator tree, he murmurs, absently stroking the bark, which is green with sharp edges. Read it on a plaque somewhere by the trailhead. Which begs the question, what trailhead? But I keep it to myself.

Boy, I could tell you a lot about this tree, my dad says, rubbing an eye while he tries to make out the top of it. Me and my friends, we’d chill out here all the time when I was young, while the grown-ups were all busy playing gin rummy. Get up to all types of crazy shit, being young and stupid, as you do. It would be Jax, me, Skyler, Blake, and sometimes his girlfriend Lucia if she wasn’t catching snakes in the depths of the canyon. We’d pass around a bottle of red, from California usually. I recall one time we shared something called “Cloud Break.” We always got them from the vault back at the house. The tree was almost as big as it is now, ‘cept we cleared all the branches out of the middle part here in ‘71.

What I’ll say is it’s pretty much intact since last time I saw it, far as I can tell. That’s, uh, musta been 1983, he exclaims, heightening his tone, again looking for the top of the tree blended into the sky. He clears his throat.

He tells the story about the underground city called Krimora while we lean back on adjacent tree trunks. I crane my neck to the east for the first surreptitious signs of sun.

So, I’m in the middle of the Australian Outback, in a desert, not really like this one, but possibly similar in terrain, he says, and there’s this huge stretch of white sand dunes. A dune juts outward to form a corner, and with some dusting off, traces of a weathered wooden door are revealed, locked shut by a buildup of sand. If you want to believe that nothing of importance lies inside—I mean, how could it, after all—then you would go back to your journey across the blank, homogenous white landscape, and you’d continue on to your intended destination, so to speak. But if you find yourself on this particular journey already, then let’s just say there could never be any sort of intended destination; the entire desert is just a waiting place, a directionless threshold, if you will. But if you’re the curious type, then you want to know what’s behind that door. So you heave the door just a fraction of the way open, after multiple tries, and you squeeze through. You end up at the foot of a kind of tunnel, with sconces lining each side.

Dad, I snap at him. C’mon, the sun’s out now. Tell me what this is all about, now.

Ah, yes, the sunrise. Not an image easily erased from the memory. You kids and your movies, can’t hardly wait for the end without a big man with foreign features and an uzi shooting up the place. Just hold your horses. Anyway, you’re in the tunnel, but only about a tenth of the sconces seem to be working. Like that’s going to scare you off. Oh, you find your way all right. The tunnel don’t stay straight for very long; it twists and turns and dips down at times. Then you climb down a ladder and watch the scenery change and there’s a rather sudden drop in temperature. Gradually you hear the faint commotion of people moving about, and then the relief washes over you. Boy, will it be nice to be around people after so much time in the desert. Plus, you’re still getting head rushes from looking at all that white sand. Now, when you complete the last turn in the passageway the end comes into view as a swirl of different shades of brown and orange. People pass back and forth with a rapidness that seems choreographed, like a performance. The people are mostly white men, faces caked in dust and aged past their years by hard labor, all yelling violently over their shoulders at one another, boasting various accents you can’t make out, spit flying from their mouths as they jerk along chained up hyenas. They could’ve been dingos, but they looked to me like hyenas, my dad assures me. As one passes, it bears its teeth at you then moves along. They pull along donkeys, too, that carry their food and valuables in precarious piles on their backs. The sweat oozes down the animals’ foreheads and torsos.

One man with ashy, soiled over hands turns to you and shows off a crooked, detached grin and a handful of gold, opal, silver, and diamonds. He follows your eyes to the merchandise, then flips them back into a knapsack under his many layers of clothing. He’s gone as quickly as he appeared. You become aware of the noise around you, through which you gather the depth and sheer magnitude of the place you’ve stumbled upon. There is dust everywhere, so you can’t make out any clear sign of a ceiling. What you hear, however, is a plethora of various different sounds. There must be a hundred different kinds of birds in this place, or so it seems. Try to comprehend for a second.

I know it’s hard, because it’s early and your head’s still reeling from last night, but bear with me. Close your eyes now, and listen.

Out of the corner of your eye you see a falcon perched stock-still on a man’s shoulder. He has a fedora pulled low over his eyes and he’s slumped on a stool at a storefront selling silk, with plastic covers to keep the dust off. He looks as a man passes by. It’s early in the day still, but he hopes to get many customers. What can we say about this picture now? Why are those talons clamped in so tight? They look like they’re digging into his collar bone and shoulders—six deep lines shooting out from certain points on his denim jacket.

My dad shows me the spot on his right shoulder and chest area.

It’s really a part of his body, okay. You ever see one of those trees that has grown around a chain link fence? His falcon’s kind of like that. You blink and see that the man has now slipped off his stool and tipped his fedora up on his forehead. Three guys stand next to the man with the fedora, all of whom are staring at you.

Four hands land on your shoulders, slamming you to the rock solid ground, face first, and everything clouds over in dust. Voices bark at one another towering above you, debating what to do with this blatant foreigner. They pull you onto your feet, a man with bloated jaws and aviators on looks you straight up and down, frowning just inches away from your face and pressing his stomach into your right arm. Then the team marches you forward, wedging a path through the crowd with surprising efficiency, and all the people stare at you with jaded yet zealous eyes. You’ve rounded a corner and they push you through a door, then down some well lit steps. A mouse scurries past you up the steps. In the midst of the commotion, you realize the whole container of the city has got to be fairly high, at least for a falcon to inhabit the place, because you know how they have to dive a long distance to seize their prey. One of the big… whatever you want to call—the lugs, shoves you into the room, barks at you, and points to a chair at a table. A single drop light hangs loosely from the ceiling above the table.

Half a minute goes by, static audible from a radio across the room, while some guy sits on a counter pounding on the remote, muttering curses. Then he chucks it away and goes to fiddle with the antenna, having partial success. Someone’s piercing laugh is heard through one of the walls, a melodic arc of a laugh—ha-ha-ha! There are two doorways in this room, besides the one through which you entered—one in the wall past the table, next to a wide, tall mirror; the other on the wall to your left. Each seem to go straight back into the building with dimly lit corridors and no visible connecting doors. You catch brief snippets of gold and silver quotes from the radio. Reception not so good down here? The question hangs in the air innocuously, lost, like a homeless person out in the big city. Lug Number One grins like a kid, then hums vaguely in lieu of a response. The second Lug makes his way across the room in strides, looking down and stopping briefly to listen to the radio and to fish out a packet of cigarettes. He sits down in the chair opposite you, first sitting sideways while he lights a cigarette, then turning to face you. This one’s an enormous fucker. He’s wearing a big white button-down shirt tucked into his waist with a black tie and a motorcycle jacket. A tempest of curly blond hair casts a shadow over half his face, really negating any need for the shades he’s got on.

What is your name, my friend? he says, after opening a large binder of files and flipping through various folders. I assume you have a name, don’t you? We try to keep a log of any new faces, to our little village here, down under. ‘S okay. He licks a finger, finds the right page and scribbles something down, then shuts the binder. Sometimes they slip through the cracks—yes, unfortunate but inevitable, he continues, the cigarette bobbing up and down to his somewhat slurred speech. But we try to keep a census. Good thing to have, wouldn’t you say? Just try to keep your head. You seem dazed, yeah? You must be thirsty, I’m sure. Could you bring us some water? he calls out to Lug Number One.

So, let me start by saying that this is a completely self-contained municipality. And who knows what your story might be, or how you found us. Frankly, it’s none of my business. That said, if you’re willing to earn your keep, then we might let you stay. If you turn on us—well, perhaps it’s better to just avoid that part for now, what do you think? It’s about a twelve hour shift, and judging from those rags you’ve basically got your uniform already, so cheers to that. And if you don’t like it, well you can fuck off, frankly speaking. That’s right. But let me be clear. You’re not leaving outta here the way you came in. Think about that. He involuntarily lands a fist on the table for extra emphasis.

The glass of water comes and you down it in four gulps. That’s right, drink up, he says. Hey, can he get a refill on the water? A shadow seizes the glass from the table and retreats with it.

The man looks down in his lap, silently mouthing words to himself, then peers over his shades and says to you, I know what it is. ‘S the money, isn’t it? Sure, you’ll get your fair share down here. But you’ll have to pay your dues just like everyone else. You come here unannounced—well, yeah. You gotta meet us halfway. ‘S just like that. He clicks and unclicks his pen five times and lets a cumulus cloud of tobacco smoke drift over your shoulder. There’s an intense pain in your head and in your ribcage from getting slammed to the ground in the street moments earlier. Your mind goes to some giant metropolis where you used to live at some point. But the nearest one of those is thousands of miles away, and even that’s just an arbitrary figure…

As he stands up he nudges the chair backward with his knees, then turns to face the mirror. He begins to mutter things under his breath, and you can see him gesturing with his hands. He turns on his heels so you can see his profile. He removes his glasses and squeezes the bridge of his nose, his mouth slightly open. He scales the room in two steps, then begins to brew a pot of coffee. He quietly exchanges some words with his associate, and every once in a while lets out an excited laugh. The chatter grows louder and the words bubble out spastically: well, yeah, the time constraints. We know about that, don’t we.

The associate nods vigorously.

The fat man squints at the associate, then swings his head toward you and scurries over to rest his elbow on the back of your chair.

He scrutinizes you from behind with widened, yellowish eyes. You have to be decisive, because we have rigid time constraints we adhere to. Things that extend way, way past the walls of this room.

He glances around the room warily. Is it the blossoming asbestos in the corners of the ceiling rubbing him the wrong way, or is it the stuffy air and implausibly low lighting? He searches your eyes for a second or two longer. His keep flickering brown to yellow, and back again. Then, once satisfied, he straightens his back (as much as it will allow) and turns, almost taking a slurp of coffee, but then you decide to open your mouth. When you do, you find that your words are rushed and hoarse, hardly recognizable as your own voice.

You know, I, I’m really not cut out for this type of work, sir. I actually just st-stumbled in here by accident. The last thing I ate was some, uh, ostrich jerky that I—(you swallow involuntarily)—I haven’t slept in a long time. Ahh. You mumble something incoherent.

And, you try to add, momentarily grasping a pseudo-useful thought, I thought there might be some—I didn’t realize!

Now well into mid-morning, patches of light pierce through the leaves and shower our hands and clothing. I look at my father. His face is at ease. He has stopped telling me about the dusty underground city and now focuses his eyes on something behind me. I whirl around in search for the object of interest. He must be looking at the tree trunk I’m sitting on, but I don’t see anything special about it. I look back at him. He gives me a look of irritation, holding an open palm out at me, and again peers around my body at that same spot on the tree trunk. I follow his gaze, half-expecting to find a person behind me. At that moment an owl swivels its head to look right at me, with two discus-sized eyes that seem to want to split open my skull with their sheer contact. Then the bird spreads its wings and sails off in silent, slow-moving flaps, which I feel as they reverberate through the air. It seems to have doubled in size since taking flight. It diminishes into the distance, through the folds of the bushes and trees.

I walk up and down the aisle, involuntarily kicking a soccer ball that rolled down from the next section. The train makes a curve and the landscape opens up to some marshes with tall reeds sticking out. The train attendant motions curtly for me to sit back down. Khloe tells me her book is too one-dimensional and sets it down emphatically. I notice there is a break in the clouds that looks oddly like an eye, which I try to point out to Khloe, thinking that it might soon dissipate. She raises her eyebrows impatiently and nods.

What is value? What's good?
Adventure, Surrealism

And Then It Had Been Raining

By: Corey Boiko

We arrived at my uncle’s pillar porch as we got out of the cramped car which had too much stuff in one side of the backseat. Her friend drove a 1980 something Honda Accord. We all got out. They followed me as I approached the door and it opened. Like bees in a hive we knew what we had to do and time sped up. It was all subconsciously taken care of. We knew our tasks, which were separate but for a greater goal, and we went off individually to take care of them. I congregated with my uncle and I figured out that he was taking his own car to our ultimate destination.

My path once more crossed with her, and she had all her shopping bags this time. I stopped by my uncle’s car briefly as they rushed to their Honda. We reached an understanding and I turned to walk, quickly, to her friend’s car. She took my front seat… My uncle slowly started to put-put around the other side of our roundabout as I shoved myself into the same seat as her, because the back was now completely obstructed by her shopping bags. I was angry, but I suppressed the need to lash out easily, as we took off skidding around our side of the roundabout driveway. My uncle passed us going the other way and we watched as a cop flashed his siren and pulled him over. I felt relief that we hadn’t been targeted by this cop in our beat up cramped sedan.

I advised her friend to slow down, but too late. We hit a curb in front of us and dipped into a meadow like decline to incline that ended with a 3 foot fence and the continuation of our road. Her friend reminded me of his driving prowess and the nature of his off-road experience. We had all seen the road on the other side, so why not have some fun, he lamented. We sped up into the incline and jumped right over the fence on the other side. She needed to make it to her boyfriend’s house tonight, speed up. And then it had been raining. Careful, I mentioned, you won’t make this turn at the speed you’re going on this slippery street. I was increasingly worried but I hid my feelings to not spark up anyone else’s. It’s okay, as we flew over the side of the road once more into a recognizable grove. He hadn’t been lying about his driving skill, we jumped from one side of a shallow dirt valley to the other, and back, and forth, and back. Our pendulum like motion was devilish at most and her friend smiled at me. The faster we got and further from the road we got, the more I started to fear our ultimate goal.

Dread crept up on me and paralyzed me as the prairie’s horizon line cut off and an enormous cliff across the way became increasingly visible, the road adjacent to the base of the cliff, and then finally the lake that separated us from it. I wasn’t going to die, I reassured myself. And then we had launched into empty space. My heart pounded. The seatbelt that I shared with her held true on impact with the water, which wasn’t as jarring as I had expected. We kept our inertia much better than the other car that was also slowly sinking near us. And then my cousin was cramped into the same front seat as her and I. We were going to make it across the lake above water to the road. Her friend removed his seatbelt and made it out his door. Water started rushing in, and those few clumsy moment cost my cousin’s life. I fumbled with my own seatbelt, and was on my way out, but she pushed me back. The water level exceed my capacity to receive oxygen, but I hardly noticed, I wouldn’t get out. Nothingness flashed the briefest fraction of a second.

This record of my life skipped a beat, or intervention from above returned me to life, but I believe it was an alternate reality that my spirit escaped into. I was out of the car and onto the road before her. She was struggling and I helped her up the steep yet short ascent onto the solid ground. We were panting from exertion, pumped up from adrenaline. Her friend was nowhere to be seen, and neither was my cousin. I felt disgusted with her. I bit her nose to chin hard enough to let her know I was pissed. I got up to walk away and stepped on her face as I did. Was this real? I felt like I had gone down in the car. I couldn’t have really gotten out. Did I drown under the sea? Was that the reality of the dream that gave me an alternate dream ending? Will anybody ever remember this?